Secret In Their Eyes 

 Cast: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Dean Norris, Michael Kelly, Joe Cole, Zoe Graham, Alfred Molina

 Director: Billy Ray

 1hr 51min

The perils of doing an English-language remake of a film which was an enormous critical success in its original language are much more evident than usual in “Secret in Their Eyes.” Juan Jose Campanella’s Argentine-Spanish original of 2009 won an Oscar as best foreign film, but Billy Ray’s rehash of it won’t trouble the Academy nor any other of the umpteen film award panels. This has been transformed from what was a haunting tale of a country struggling to come to terms with its dark past, into a boringly predictable and conventional FBI-investigation thriller. Campanella’s original film dealt with a pair of investigators who were reunited many years later in order to re-open a case in which a young woman was brutally murdered. They had identified the killer, but he was part of the repressive government that ruled Argentina in the late 1970s, and therefore untouchable. The duo gradually unravelled the truth of the matter, which involved the husband of the murder victim.

Now to the rehash. Here, writer-director Ray has hit a real struggle as he attempts to come up with a plausible U.S.-set scenario which might marginally approximate the Argentinian one. In this, his version, the murdered woman is Carolyn (Zoe Graham), the much loved young daughter of L.A. detective Jess Cobb (Julia Roberts). Her death, occurring in the aftermath of 9/11, sends Jess’ colleague Ray Kasten (Chiwetel Ejiofor) who is rarely off-screen throughout the entire film, an FBI man assigned to the office of Los Angeles District Attorney Martin Morales (Alfred Molina), on a desperate mission to track down the perpetrator. Assisted by his sidekick Bumpy Willis (Dean Norris) and newly-appointed Assistant D.A. Claire Sloan (Nicole Kidman), Kasten locates the killer—a vacuous young guy named Marzin (Joe Cole). The tale’s twist this time is that Marzin is a snitch who is gathering confidential information for another L.A. detective, Reg Siefert (Michael Kelly). His ongoing task is in reporting on the interior workings of a local mosque, and as Morales steadfastly refuses to prosecute such an important source, the man strolls off as free as a bird. Following over thirteen years of searching, Kasten has now identified him as an ex-con named Beckwith (also played by Cole), and again enlists Bumpy - and Claire who by now is the full-tilt D.A., to collar him and finally bring an end to Jess’ grief.

Replacing Argentina’s “dirty war,” in which thousands of people conveniently ‘disappeared’ courtesy of a military junta with tiresome American xenophobia, is both puerile and tasteless. Additionally, Ray’s decision to abandon the central core from the original film of a grieving husband unconnected to the investigators, with a colleague tormented by the death of a daughter further cheapens the whole scenario. Ejiofor brings a load of intensity and charisma to his key role of Kasten, with the guy determined to right a wrong from long ago. Kidman is stunningly elegant and in fine form as Claire but she does look oddly identical in the chronologically later scenes as she does in the supposedly earlier ones. Roberts, by contrast, abandons every vestige of glamour as a woman robbed of her reason for living. She actually does some top notch acting work as the stricken Jess, but really her effort is more than the sub-standard material deserves. Top marks in the secondary cast go to Cole, who not only differentiates nicely between the aspects of his double role but manages a real sense of menace. “Secret in Their Eyes” (they’ve dropped the definite article from the title in this remake) is, however, drearily drab and clearly lacking the powerful subtext of the original.

LONDON HAS FALLEN 

Stars: Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett, Alon Moni Aboutboul, Radha Mitchell, Charlotte Riley, Patrick Kennedy, Melissa Leo, Jackie Earle Haley, Robert Forster

 Director: Babak Najafi

 99 mins

This quite ludicrous macho outing, 'London Has Fallen' makes the 2013 original 'Olympus Has Fallen' seem, in comparison, like a model of logic and good taste. Quite an achievement for such blood-soaked nonsense where vile foreign invaders maim, destroy and kill everyone and everything in their path. As a brainless sequel, it again features bamstick flailing Scotsman Mike Banning (Gerard Butler), returning as the Secret Service killing machine who is fuelled by “bourbon and bad choices.” He’s soon to be a daddy with his reconciled wife (Radha Mitchell). Retirement from all that White House stress beckons.

But duty calls again as the other principal stereotypes resume their positions: Aaron Eckhart as endangered U.S. President Benjamin Asher, Angela Bassett as Banning’s beleaguered boss and Morgan Freeman as the House Speaker who talks and acts like a real Commander in Chief. The action moves to the UK, where, in London, assorted world leaders are threatened with terrorist peril emanating from Pakistan. Terrorist leader Aamir Barkawi (Alon Aboutboul) requires vengeance and mass destruction simply for the hell of it, as he targets foreign dignitaries attending the funeral of the recently deceased British Prime Minister. The screenwriters turn the violence level up to 11, and as a result, the entire film resembles a naff video game where bullets and offensive ethnic clichés fly in equal direction, i.e. everywhere. The entire facade offers free reign to our hero Mike Banning to shoot, stab or disfigure anyone or anything getting in his way, as he and President Asher rip through the streets of a bombed-out London, remarkably unscathed while bodies pile up all around them. “Every single one of these guys is a terrorist asshole until proven otherwise,”  barks the mighty Banning. So there. The sheer glee with which our Mike despatches hoodlums and ne’er-do-wells at random, summons this retort from his Commmander in Chief, ie the Prez,  “Was that really necessary?”  It’s an extremely rare moment of reflection in a film which thunders out the xenophobic message that there is no problem on Earth that the USA can’t fix, as long as you issue enough macho muscle, guns and ammunition. Does this sound like the campaign theme of any tonsorially challenged, moronically bigoted billionaires you might be aware of?